hi i'm in love with a sport that has two teams of eleven people running down a field more than i can admit. elli loves you

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roki-and-hugo:

Tony Abbott interacts with the Australian public

roki-and-hugo:

Tony Abbott interacts with the Australian public

thatfunnyblog:

justice.

thatfunnyblog:

justice.

Tagged: omg fave luigi

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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posted 9 hours ago with 156,573 notes

wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

wondurs:

kisss-me-in-the-raiin:

faqoloqy:

stcnehands:

Gonna cry

If I say this to you then that’s a big deal

I wish someone would say this to me

So cute

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

posted 10 hours ago with 215,276 notes

unit03:

unit03:

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DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

mercurykiss:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

THAT YOU ARE

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT

posted 10 hours ago with 425,482 notes

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

posted 10 hours ago with 5,498 notes

pisswad:

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

pisswad:

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

Tagged: ohmygod fave gay

Tagged: fave tru

Anonymous: you're cute :)

aw thank you :) i hope your toppings never slide off your pizza

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notxam:

if you do one thing with your day today, please make it watching this otamatone cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

oujiero:

why double dipping isnt actually a problem:

  • if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it

posted 10 hours ago with 224,363 notes